Nov 12, 2025
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4 min read
🛰️ Earth reboots its government (again). 🤖 Traders pray to GPT. 📱 Humanity starts chanting numbers.
🌀 Celebrity monarchy, meme treasuries, and borders redrawn like doodles?
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🦧😵💫🌀 Humans destroy language, invent slurs for AI overlords, and engage in grocery embargoes while gambling rent on pixels
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🛸📉🦖 Tariffs are back. Fossils are resurfacing. AI cults. Doom-fluencers.
Also: banned snakes, AI books, and debt-shaped despair.
“Luxury is a bowel movement to them.”
