Feb 9, 2026
😭 MAGA attempts to throw house party, no one shows up
Weekly Probe
Feb 2, 2026
💅Kristi Noem vs Sephora Drag Queen. Plus, shutdowns, crackdowns, and a general strike.
Jan 29, 2026
📊 Recession poll: Stephen Miller’s hairline vs the US dollar (place your bets)
Jan 22, 2026
Earth leaders auction an ice cube, voters tithe to the Grocery God, and humans stratify into AI "boom" and "doom" cults.
Dec 30, 2025
A year of AI hysteria, confusing trends, and surprising achievements.
Warp Files
Dec 9, 2025
A species merges apps, stratifies itself, and weeps mid-squat for engagement.
Dec 1, 2025
Humans: “I’m Not Hungry.” Also Humans: “I Need 12 Air Fryers.”
Nov 12, 2025
🛰️ Earth reboots its government (again). 🤖 Traders pray to GPT. 📱 Humanity starts chanting numbers.
Aug 29, 2025
🌀 Celebrity monarchy, meme treasuries, and borders redrawn like doodles?
