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Earth crowns pop queen, despots print coins, democracy erased with crayons

Earth crowns pop queen, despots print coins, democracy erased with crayons

๐ŸŒ€ Celebrity monarchy, meme treasuries, and borders redrawn like doodles?

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BRAIN-ROT SUMMER: JPEG LASAGNA, AI SLURS, & OTHER MALFUNCTIONS

BRAIN-ROT SUMMER: JPEG LASAGNA, AI SLURS, & OTHER MALFUNCTIONS

๐Ÿฆง๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐ŸŒ€ Humans destroy language, invent slurs for AI overlords, and engage in grocery embargoes while gambling rent on pixels

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TRADE WARS: THE TANTRUM AWAKENS (AGAIN)

TRADE WARS: THE TANTRUM AWAKENS (AGAIN)

๐Ÿ›ธ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿฆ– Tariffs are back. Fossils are resurfacing. AI cults. Doom-fluencers.

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KINGS, TOILETS, AND TANKS IN THE UNITED STATES OF VOLATILITY

KINGS, TOILETS, AND TANKS IN THE UNITED STATES OF VOLATILITY

Also: banned snakes, AI books, and debt-shaped despair.

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WHITE GENOCIDE & GOLDEN TOILETS

WHITE GENOCIDE & GOLDEN TOILETS

โ€œLuxury is a bowel movement to them.โ€

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AI POPES, PROTESTPRENEURS & LAWN-BASED GOVERNANCE [Probe #002]

AI POPES, PROTESTPRENEURS & LAWN-BASED GOVERNANCE [Probe #002]

They canceled joy, uploaded faith, and now sell rebellion in small/medium/large.

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๐Ÿ‘ฝ DECOMPOSING IN STYLE + CHEESE BASED RELGION? [Probe #01]

๐Ÿ‘ฝ DECOMPOSING IN STYLE + CHEESE BASED RELGION? [Probe #01]

This week: courtroom theatre, cheese devotion, emotional couture.

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