Jun 23, 2026
⚽️ They came for the football, but stayed for the free refills.
Weekly Probe
Jun 18, 2026
Stay Useful, Distrust Billionaires, Don't Compliment the Cube 🧊
Special Edition
+1
Jun 17, 2026
🛸 Poll: What pay-per-view should the White House host next?
+2
May 20, 2026
🤮 Poll: Who should live next to the AI miracle: tech executives or AI hype bros?
Feb 23, 2026
😵💫 Plus: Pentagon AI Programs vs Crypto Exchanges (totally safe)
Feb 17, 2026
💊 Plus: Viagra vs Pandora, Global Tariff Map, and a DHS 404 Error
Feb 9, 2026
😭 MAGA attempts to throw house party, no one shows up
Feb 2, 2026
💅Kristi Noem vs Sephora Drag Queen. Plus, shutdowns, crackdowns, and a general strike.
Jan 29, 2026
📊 Recession poll: Stephen Miller’s hairline vs the US dollar (place your bets)
