Earth crowns pop queen, despots print coins, democracy erased with crayons
🌀 Celebrity monarchy, meme treasuries, and borders redrawn like doodles?
BRAIN-ROT SUMMER: JPEG LASAGNA, AI SLURS, & OTHER MALFUNCTIONS
🦧😵💫🌀 Humans destroy language, invent slurs for AI overlords, and engage in grocery embargoes while gambling rent on pixels
TRADE WARS: THE TANTRUM AWAKENS (AGAIN)
🛸📉🦖 Tariffs are back. Fossils are resurfacing. AI cults. Doom-fluencers.
KINGS, TOILETS, AND TANKS IN THE UNITED STATES OF VOLATILITY
Also: banned snakes, AI books, and debt-shaped despair.
WHITE GENOCIDE & GOLDEN TOILETS
“Luxury is a bowel movement to them.”
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AI POPES, PROTESTPRENEURS & LAWN-BASED GOVERNANCE [Probe #002]
They canceled joy, uploaded faith, and now sell rebellion in small/medium/large.
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👽 DECOMPOSING IN STYLE + CHEESE BASED RELGION? [Probe #01]
This week: courtroom theatre, cheese devotion, emotional couture.
