Nov 2, 2026
🛸 Diplomacy loses the photograph. Election workers need protection from the protectors. Your price tag would like to know you better.
Weekly Probe
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Oct 29, 2026
🛸 Bolsonaro finds Miami, a dinosaur misses free shipping, and RFK’s drug policy gets ahead of the evidence.
Oct 19, 2026
🛸 A diplomatic paper trail, the Pentagon’s canceled livestream, and superintelligence by executive vocabulary.
Oct 12, 2026
🛸 Britain promotes a hedgehog, America decorates an immigrant, and the machine assigns homework.
Oct 7, 2026
🛸 Weapons before definitions, a pardon for Brazil's Dad, and Hollywood’s very expensive goodbye. 📺
Aug 1, 2026
🛸 America runs out of bombs, China's new AI is scary good, and Europe feels the heat
Jun 23, 2026
⚽️ They came for the football, but stayed for the free refills.
Jun 18, 2026
Stay Useful, Distrust Billionaires, Don't Compliment the Cube 🧊
Special Edition
Jun 17, 2026
🛸 Poll: What pay-per-view should the White House host next?
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