🛸📉🦖 Tariffs are back. Fossils are resurfacing. AI cults. Doom-fluencers.
Weekly Probe
Also: banned snakes, AI books, and debt-shaped despair.
“Luxury is a bowel movement to them.”
They canceled joy, uploaded faith, and now sell rebellion in small/medium/large.
This week: courtroom theatre, cheese devotion, emotional couture.
![AI POPES, PROTESTPRENEURS & LAWN-BASED GOVERNANCE [Probe #002]](https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/8e1bc944-f5a1-4548-be9e-dfb81624cf40/ChatGPT_Image_May_13__2025__08_51_17_PM.png)
![👽 DECOMPOSING IN STYLE + CHEESE BASED RELGION? [Probe #01]](https://media.beehiiv.com/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,fit=scale-down,onerror=redirect/uploads/asset/file/459bd0d4-dda0-45ca-b16b-6175708b5b12/Weekly_Probe_Featured_Images_1200x630.png)
