A species merges apps, stratifies itself, and weeps mid-squat for engagement.
Weekly Probe
Humans: “I’m Not Hungry.” Also Humans: “I Need 12 Air Fryers.”
🛰️ Earth reboots its government (again). 🤖 Traders pray to GPT. 📱 Humanity starts chanting numbers.
🌀 Celebrity monarchy, meme treasuries, and borders redrawn like doodles?
🦧😵💫🌀 Humans destroy language, invent slurs for AI overlords, and engage in grocery embargoes while gambling rent on pixels
🛸📉🦖 Tariffs are back. Fossils are resurfacing. AI cults. Doom-fluencers.
Also: banned snakes, AI books, and debt-shaped despair.
“Luxury is a bowel movement to them.”
They canceled joy, uploaded faith, and now sell rebellion in small/medium/large.
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