Aug 29, 2025
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5 min read
🌀 Celebrity monarchy, meme treasuries, and borders redrawn like doodles?
Weekly Probe
🦧😵💫🌀 Humans destroy language, invent slurs for AI overlords, and engage in grocery embargoes while gambling rent on pixels
🛸📉🦖 Tariffs are back. Fossils are resurfacing. AI cults. Doom-fluencers.
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Also: banned snakes, AI books, and debt-shaped despair.
“Luxury is a bowel movement to them.”
They canceled joy, uploaded faith, and now sell rebellion in small/medium/large.
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