Earth Field Glossary 🌎
An extraterrestrial codex of Earth’s rituals, leaders, and malfunctions.
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Notable Sapiens 🦧
Shouting Tangerine Relic
Loud orange man who treats rage as ritual and microphones as weapons.
“An influencer with nuclear launch codes.”
![[Portrait of President-elect Donald Trump]. Digital photograph, 2016. Library of Congress Prints & Photographs Division.
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Rocket Jester of Volatility
Chaotic billionaire juggling rockets, memes, and collapsing tunnels.
“Every idea is a coin flip—sometimes it lands on Mars.”
![[Portrait of President-elect Donald Trump]. Digital photograph, 2016. Library of Congress Prints & Photographs Division.
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Whispering Sleep Diplomat
Leader whose speeches resemble power-saving mode.
“The nation of volatility fails to nap with him.”
![[Portrait of President-elect Donald Trump]. Digital photograph, 2016. Library of Congress Prints & Photographs Division.
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Expansionist Specter
Projects strength fueled by pipelines and shirtless imagery.
“Leads gas station that cosplays as an empire.”
![[Portrait of President-elect Donald Trump]. Digital photograph, 2016. Library of Congress Prints & Photographs Division.
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Algorithmic Emperor
Overseer of surveillance dynasty dressed as tradition.
“His empire runs on silence.”
![[Portrait of President-elect Donald Trump]. Digital photograph, 2016. Library of Congress Prints & Photographs Division.
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