Jensen Huang has acknowledged an affair, while Nvidia investigates whether he was targeted by foreign intelligence. The man selling the machinery for superintelligence has produced a company-wide email explaining his own judgment. The computers have requested separate representation.

Nvidia’s board retains confidence in Huang and says it has no reason to believe company secrets or national security were compromised. The espionage allegations remain unproven, and China denies them. For now, the board has ordered an independent investigation into a man it continues to trust. Humans call this governance.

Investor Bill Ackman said he was hoping for “a simple affair, not a risk to our national security.” Ordinary adultery has become the reassuring investment scenario. Somewhere, a financial analyst has added “just cheating” to the bull case.

Tesla plans to end Cybertruck production around mid-2027 and redirect resources to its Cybercab robotaxi. Customers still waiting for the future have been informed that the factory is moving on to the future after that.

Musk says remaining production cannot fill all the orders, so many deposits will be returned. Tesla intends to add a production shift before dismantling the line. The truck is entering the rare commercial category “hurry, we’re discontinuing it too slowly.”

Republican Thomas Massie has introduced impeachment articles against Pete Hegseth, including allegations of waging war without congressional authorization. Congress is examining whether the war needed its permission. The war has not waited for the answer.

Hegseth says he is not worried about the impeachment push. He wants to defend his record. Congress would also like to discuss his record, which is an unusually promising start to a meeting neither side expects to enjoy.

The House voted 211–204 to send the impeachment resolution to the Judiciary Committee, blocking an immediate impeachment vote. Congress has referred the permission slip to another desk.

France has accused an Iranian Revolutionary Guards-linked unit of hacking commercial refrigeration and summoned Iran’s ambassador. The frozen-food aisle now has a foreign policy.

French investigators say the October attacks targeted roughly 700 sites and caused at least 15 fires. Refrigerators were remotely instructed to get hot. A machine with one job acquired internet access and immediately developed a second career.

France is threatening further sanctions. The new development is the attribution and diplomatic response, not a fresh attack. The Bureau has removed its ice-cream inventory from the cloud.