Special Edition
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Jun 18, 2026
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Stay Useful, Distrust Billionaires, Don't Compliment the Cube 🧊
Weekly Probe
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Jun 17, 2026
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🛸 Poll: What pay-per-view should the White House host next?
Feb 23, 2026
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😵💫 Plus: Pentagon AI Programs vs Crypto Exchanges (totally safe)
Feb 17, 2026
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💊 Plus: Viagra vs Pandora, Global Tariff Map, and a DHS 404 Error
